no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
