i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
