just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
We're too hungover to prance.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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