I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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