People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
