butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
tell me about the fingering
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