and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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