Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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