I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
50% drunk capacity currently
There's a naked man in my car right now.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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