these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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