For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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