Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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