I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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