I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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