She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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