Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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