Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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