first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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