ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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