I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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