You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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