I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
