woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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