Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I think a kid would responsible me up
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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