We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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