Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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