you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Im part way to drunk.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Help. Why am I so naked?
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