dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
accomplished twins. life is a go
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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