I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
We left the knife in your bed.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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