lets start a swedish sibling band together
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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