we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
They took my balls.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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