This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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