He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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