she woke up with a sticky ear
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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