is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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