Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
