I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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