maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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