I want to stick my p in your. b.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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