Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
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