Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
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I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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