Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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