who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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