Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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