Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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