At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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