Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
