Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my phone needs a breathalizer
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Randomize