As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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