Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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