you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Randomize
