We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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