Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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