Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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