Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize