im six kinds of drunk right now
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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