i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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