Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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