walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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