i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Randomize
