THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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